Happy Friday! Here’s some silliness for the day…. I claim full responsibility for the following.
Q: How did Western Civilization develop?
A: Occidentally
Q: Why is Orff’s Carmina Burana a cat’s favorite music?
A: [sing]”O, For Tuna!”[/sing]
Q: Why can’t a melon run away and get married?
A: Because they canteloupe.
Finally one my daughter (10) came up with:
Q: Why are vampires lousy actors?
A: Because they suck.
